Objective
Do what I love – every day.
Summary
Over a decade creating amazing media for individuals to Fortune 50s (Fortune 500s too, but some 50s).
Incredibly artistic (I paint portraits and sculpt).
Super geek with master guru Adobe, Microsoft, and other skills.
Multilingual in six verbal and many more computer languages.
Crazy good with building and maintaining computers and networks.
Can teach your grandmother how to work a computer.
Leadership
Works well with others (some may disagree).
Taught even the most non-tech person ever how to effectively fake being techy.
Temptress of geeks everywhere to get them to leave their basements to meet for discussions face to face.
Half a decade of awesome media creative for a healthcare company.
Super successful at business around the world.
No fear of public speaking.
Can figure out what a client really needs (not just wants), keep them from over or under spending, and make them insanely happy.
Work well while walking on hot coals (and I really have walked on hot coals).
Creative
Made people spend the right amount of money on amazing products because I knew how to make them look superb.
Know how to talk to businesses and to individuals and how to give them what they want and need.
Can make people smile and say, “I want that.”
Work Samples
Here’s some work; you can ask to see more.
Work History
“I am the Creative Department” · National Healthcare Company · St. Louis, MO · 07/2006 – Present
Super Awesome Designer and Developer · E-Data Solutions, Inc. · St. Louis, MO · 01/2007 – 09/2010
Crazy Good CSS Guru · Creatives on Call · St. Louis, MO · 10/2005 – 05/2007
Ridiculously Superb Database Specialist and She Geek · Analysts International · St. Louis, MO · 09/2005 – 07/2006
Girl Friday Galore · Bryant Group, Inc. · St. Louis, MO · 03/2004 – 09/2005
Your New Favorite Media Goddess · Discretion Groups, Inc. · Canada / USA · 01/2000 – Present
